Podcast: Got Gas?


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To Listen to this podcast, click here. For some reason, my readers seem fascinated with embarrassing subjects.  The single most popular article I’ve written is the one on bad breath.  My April series on embarrassing subjects was also quiet popular.  … Continue reading

Six Little Pills


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A Poem Dedicated to Everyone’s Favorite Antibiotic.   Six little pills all snug in a pack Six  little pills when microbes attack Six little pills give illness the whack Six little pills are doled out like crack Oh Zithromax, Zithromax! … Continue reading

Love Your Enema


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A Humorous Blog Post about an all-too-common Activity in America You may have noticed that there is a lot of interest in two issues these days: the woes of the healthcare system and the economy.  We in the south have … Continue reading

How to Be A Good Patient


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Many of you have read this (and commented on it) in the exam rooms of my old practice. Some of these may not apply now, but it was quite popular in its day. We want you to get the best … Continue reading

10 Ways to Annoy Your Doctor


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This is a blog post that was quite popular. It is mostly written in jest.  Don’t worry if you have done these things in the past. 1. Require the doctor to keep things secret from your child or your elderly … Continue reading

10 Ways Doctors Annoy Patients


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This is another blog Post that got a good Response. Someone suggested I was being mean or making fun of patients in my previous post. Those of you who read this blog regularly (aside from needing serious psychiatric evaluation) are … Continue reading